• me: mom have you seen my PE shirt?
  • mom: i remember washing it
  • me: okay where is it
  • mom: i don't remember it was like 3 weeks ago
  • me: ...
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tutt1nator:

One reason I should kill myself.

JUST-
ignore her  ok 
staci-saurusrex:

I want this in my house for a few reasons:
I won’t fall off the bed… Ever.
Fabulous movie nights with friends.
Probably the best sex ever.
… Okay~
4. I could sleep anywhere I wanted to in this entire room. So much variety each night.
5. Amazing flips could be done attempted

so my phone said that my text messege memory was full and i had to delete some right

and then like i ignored it, but it kept on buzzing saying that like a messege was rejected because there wasn’t any space for it

and then like 10 minutes later my crush called and i tried calling him back but now he wont answer

and like it keeps buzzin ga fndjsfhasjk ugh WAT IF ITS HIM

so i deleted alot of messeges to make space but now he hasn’t texted back so idk ugh :-(

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makemestfu:

More images and relatable stuff?

how does someone learn how to sing..

i want to learn how to sing 

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heyitslui:

m-oola:

you go tyra

omg
wowfunniestposts:

 this blog is epic
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